A McDonalds dinner box does not contain dinner
Subway stores are not restaurants
To lose weight, you have to eat less and exercise more. It's not rocket science. (And yeah, I don't necessarily follow my own advice).
Some men are wankers. So are some women. Avoid where possible
It is possible to be too rich and/or too thin
Celebrities and royals are just people. They are not better than anyone else. Often richer, in some cases more talented, more famous, and/or more screwed up. Sorry, but there it is.
You can't always have what you want. But you can give it a bloody good try.
Sometimes life sucks. But it can rock as well. Treasure the good times because they keep you warm during the hard times.
The more you avoid an issue in life, the more likely it is to bite you in the arse when it is not convenient. Deal with it and be done with it.
If God had not wanted us to be happy, She would not have given us gelato. Or chocolate. Or sex. Or whatever rocks your socks.
When the chips are down, some people you thought cared about you will take off with the whole packet. A real friend/family member will buy you a new pack and share them with you.
Kids really do grow up too fast.
Readers, what have you learned in life?