I was shocked when I received emails, text and FB messages about Penis Carrots.
What do you mean you haven't heard of them?
Our family has long been a fan of funny-shaped fruits and vegetables.
They don't always have to look rude.
It could be a parsnip shaped like a letter, a potato with a 'nose' on it, or a carrot shaped like a ... thingie. Oh and double bananas, strawberries and cherries. Everyone knows double-fruits have been grown and hand-picked by unicorns.
Whatever, fruit and veggie shopping is always fun when there are kids in tow.
What a healthy lunch box! You'd think it would be for school, right? Nope, it's a snack for the guinea pigs! Only the best for our cavies ...
A penis carrot
Mr 10 thought it also doubled as a gun
A 'forks' carrot. NB: Non-Aussies you give someone the forks (two fingers up) when you are pissed off with them or telling them where to go. (Two to the Gabba anyone?)
Miss 8 going carrot crazy...
An unfortunately-grouped collection of sweet potatoes
A bug on broccoli at Woolies. Miss 8 wanted to bring it home and keep it as a pet.
And finally, the winners of the free passes to the Sydney Organic Expo and Green Show are redror., mamabook and yummy supper. Please email or DM tweet me with your contact details so I can organise your prizes.
I'm a writer, author, journalist, blogger, and mum. I love my kids, hate housework, and would rather chew my arm off than supervise homework. Picker-upper of toys and pet poo; finder of lost things; and curser of the Sock Monster. When I grow up, I want a pony.