Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Penis carrots and other veggie stories ...

I was shocked when I received emails, text and FB messages about Penis Carrots.

What do you mean you haven't heard of them?

Our family has long been a fan of funny-shaped fruits and vegetables.

They don't always have to look rude.

It could be a parsnip shaped like a letter, a potato with a 'nose' on it, or a carrot shaped like a ... thingie. Oh and double bananas, strawberries and cherries. Everyone knows double-fruits have been grown and hand-picked by unicorns.

Whatever, fruit and veggie shopping is always fun when there are kids in tow.

What a healthy lunch box! You'd think it would be for school, right? Nope, it's a snack for the guinea pigs! Only the best for our cavies ...

A penis carrot

Mr 10 thought it also doubled as a gun

A 'forks' carrot. NB: Non-Aussies you give someone the forks (two fingers up) when you are pissed off with them or telling them where to go. (Two to the Gabba anyone?)

Miss 8 going carrot crazy...

An unfortunately-grouped collection of sweet potatoes

A bug on broccoli at Woolies. Miss 8 wanted to bring it home and keep it as a pet.

And finally, the winners of the free passes to the Sydney Organic Expo and Green Show are redror., mamabook and yummy supper. Please email or DM tweet me with your contact details so I can organise your prizes.

3 comments:

Ms_MotorbikeNut said...

We love funny shaped fruit & vegetables as well. Have collected many from our local fruit & vegetable place in fact he know keeps them aside for us.

Even Adam Hills loves funny shaped vegetables check out his funny carrot here http://tinyurl.com/44xvynq

The video is about 2mins 54 seconds long & you get to see the pic of the carrot around the 2 min mark

(((( Hugs )))) XXXX Kisses XXXX

Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella said...

LOL you and your phallic vegetables. You're hilarious! :P I once bought an eggplant that had an erect penis. It was really very graphic-too graphic, I had to turn it around!

Cecilia said...

Is it just me or did "double adaptor" spring into anyone else's mind when they saw the fork carrot? ;)