Thursday, September 1, 2011

Live your life like a honey badger

It started with a tweet from @alanagray about honey badgers.

Honey badgers have been a web sensation for a long time now, but Alana reminded me how much Randall's commentary makes me laugh.

And then I thought of making Live Your Life Like A Honey Badger my own personal motto.

Look at some of the things I've learned from Randall and his crazy badass honey badgers.

Honey badger lesson: Is a King Cobra attacking you? Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger smacks the shit out of it.
Bronnie's translation: Someone being nasty to you? Don't give a shit. It's their problem not yours.

Honey badger lesson: It's okay to run in slow motion
Bronnie's translation: Take time to smell the roses.

Honey badger lesson: Hungry? Just take what you want. Don't give a shit.
Bronnie's translation: Eat whatever you want in moderation.

Honey badger lesson: Being stung by bees? Keep going.
Bronnie's translation: Don't let anything stop you from getting what you want.

Honey badger lesson: Been bitten by a King Cobra: Don't give a fuck. Take the time to have a lie down. Then get back up and finish the snake.
Bronnie's translation: Don't let the bastards get you down. And always get up again if they do.

Honey badger lesson: Lion or tiger taking your food? Grab it right out from it's mouth
Bronnie's translation: It's okay to put yourself first sometimes.

Honey badger lesson: The honey badger does all the work, and the other animals just wait around and eat all the food.
Bronnie's translation: The honey badger is clearly a mother.

Take a look at Randall's hilarious videos here. Warning there's loads of swearing.

And I have probably scared off all my advertisers ...


PinkPatentMaryJanes said...

So true, and damn, I love Randall but I had to stop watching as I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

Ms_MotorbikeNut said...

Saw a doc about 6 months ago on SBS about Honey Badgers they are amazing animals.

Honey Badgers are the way I live my life as well as you know :-)

(((( Hugs )))) XXXX Kisses XXXX

Naomi said...

So, so true. Oh, and I read this post in Randall's voice... it had to be done!

tiff(threeringcircus) said...

Oh! I love that video SO much. I first found it after Sue (from Glee) mentioned it. It's a hot fave in this house and I LOVE your translations.

One of my Hobby Blogs said...

such a fabulous idea Bronnie!!! so true too.

I love the way you say "go see this video, there's a lot of swearing" - kinda coming from you, that means there MUST be - LOL

Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella said...

LOL I love it! Who knew that honey badgers were such great role models? :)

Lisa - Epstein News said...

I swear on my blog. I love it, along with the badgers.

Nicole@MyIdeaLife said...

I've obviously been living under a rock or two babies more specifically - liking Randall's philosophies so off to investigate further.
Nicole x