Or: Guess what I'll be doing for the rest of today?
These are the school books plus earphones, USB drives, copy paper, pens and everything-but-the-kitchen-sink requirements for two children. Two!
And there are still several sold out books on order.
Plus there are these:
Bags plus chairs bags plus art folios.
Don't even get me started on lunch boxes, bottles and lunches!
Now, how am I going to cover and name all the feckers?
How am I going to fit all this into my little car and carry it all into school next week?
How in hell do people with more than two kids manage?
Most importantly, who else will be eating baked beans on toast for the rest of the month?
Today I'm linking up with the lovely Kim of Frogpondsrock for her regular Sunday Selection session.