So apparently, March 14 is Steak And Blowjob Day.
I know this because a few men around me have thought it prudent that women be aware of this information. Because, you know, they are thoughtful like that.
The idea is that men are so wonderful, extravagant, and amazing at spoiling their partners on Valentine's Day, that exactly one month later it's time for their other halves to reciprocate.
With Steak. And a Blowjob. (I wonder if there is a vegetarian alternative).
There's an official web page and everything, including Facebook and twitter games, instructions on how to cook steak, and tuition on how to erm, get down with this special day of the year.
Not convinced that men deserve a day of their own, a woman called Ms Naughty has come up with her own idea for Cake and Cunnilingus Day.
That's a day devoted to female pleasure and it's set for April 14.
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